It goes:
Left
Left
Left
Change the weight onto the left, left
Open left
Close left
In all seriousness the words right and left are not words that I’m able to work with. There is the weightbearing-leg and the free-leg. Attaching the identifiers right or left to these is nigh on impossible to me at times. Layer on top of this the sides of the embrace, the open-side and the closed-side, and you have the perfect dance for someone who has two left feet.